Sunday, May 16, 2010

$5 Hotel Hooker

While riding the elevator back up to my room, Maurice offered me a $5 hooker. I took that offer and a few minutes later the hooker, Sunny, was up in my room. I began to feel all uncomfortable. I tried making conversation but Sunny wanted no part in that. I told her I had surgery on my clavichord and couldn't have sex. She kept right on pushing it though and started to make me really nervous. She sat down in my God damn lap and I had to just keep lying my ass off to try and get her to leave. Once I finally convinced her to leave and take the God damn $5 I owed her even though she insisted it was $10. After she left the sun started to rise. I was so damn depressed just thinking about Allie, you couldn't even imagine. After getting undressed I decided to pray or something. I am kind atheist though, I mean Jesus is cool but those other guys, the disciples, just annoy the hell out of me. The guy who I really liked was the lunatic that lived in the cave with the tombs, who sat around and kept cutting himself with stones. While I was laying there trying to pray there was a knock on the door. When I tried to ignore that annoying knock it turned into a pounding. It was Maurice and Sunny back to get there $5 that I apparently still owed him. After putting up a fight Maurice railed me right in the stomach. While I was in the bathroom after being punched by that huge bastard, I forced myself to get some sleep. All I really felt like though was committing suicide. I just wanted to jump out of that window....

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